You're Not My Mom

So over Christmas brake I went to go see the latest Star Wars movie. (Side note: I LOVED it!!!!!!!:D) Once the movie was over I went to the restroom. While I was washing my hands a little girl who looked about ten walks up and says to me,

"Excuse me mam'm, but um your daughter left without you..." Now I can assure you that I do NOT have children of any kind. No man in his right mind would ever--- any who, that's besides the point. I'm not really sure how to respond to this guttersnipe, but in the end I didn't have to. I guess my "daughter" overheard this little snitch and came back into the bathroom to clear her good name, because around the corner walks this little black girl, her hair done up in braids with those little click clack things at the end of them. She took one good look at me and was like,

"You're not my mom..." In my head I was like DUH! I MAY BE FORGETFUL BUT I'M NOT THAT FORGETFUL! I would have been fine if she would have stopped there but then she added "You're like 30." PEOPLE I'M 16!!!!!! I knew I looked older than I actually am, but I thought it was more like the 24-25 range. Golly geez these kids are brutal!!!!!! My FEELINGS!!!:'(