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Fat or Swollen?

  • Izzy Muyumba-Shidler
  • Feb 7, 2018
  • 2 min read

I try my best to be a nice person, it's hard sometimes but I do try. However, being nice and being engaged are two different things. I'm nice, so I'll listen to your 5 hour story about how you and your boyfriend broke up for the 10th time in the past 3 months. But I'm not engaged, in anything that goes on in gym class. I hate gym with the burning passion of a thousand suns! My gym teacher is always saying how i'm sweet so i should participate. those two things have nothing to do with each other! Nothing! Anywho, there was one day I was in gym class and my teacher got the bright idea to play ultimate frisbee, and i was not about to play some glorified game of fetch so i was like no, and I just sort of stood there while everyone played around me. Then some kid threw a frisbee really hard at really close range, and it his my hand, and I screamed like the sissy I am. Everyone ignored my cry of desperation so i asked to go to the nurses office to get some ice. Once in there i told the nurses what went down. Now I feel like I should mention the fact that the nurses don't really like me. Mainly because every time I go in there, I have an actual problem and I'm not just in there to get out of class. (see these things only happen to me) Poor things, I make them do their job:'( so I show them my hand and they tell me to have a seat. so I did, and from the other room you wanna know what i hear? that's right the nurses talking trash!

" I don't know if we should give her ice" one of them said

"why not?" the other one replied

"Well, I'm not sure if her hand is swollen or if that's just... her hand." JUST MY HAND??????????????? SWEETIE MY HAND WAS SO SWOLLEN YOU COULDN'T EVEN SEE MY KNUCKLES AND YOU THINK THAT'S JUST MY HAND?!!!! Granted i'm not the skinniest kid in the world but still...ouch.

Besides its FREAKING ICE its FROZEN WATER! I highly doubt that there's such a shortage in ice that you have to ration it!!!!!!! Uggg well, I guess that was my self esteem check for the day.

 
 
 

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